Segments

by Headgum
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Jake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.

Recent Episodes
  • 53: Personality Test
    Nov 4, 2024 – 00:48:39
  • 52: Segmenia
    Oct 28, 2024 – 00:57:57
  • 51: Musical
    Oct 21, 2024 – 00:44:20
  • 50: Wheel of Misfortune
    Oct 14, 2024 – 00:56:59
  • 49: Raining and Complaining
    Oct 7, 2024 – 00:52:01
  • 48: iPhone Debacle
    Sep 30, 2024 – 00:48:43
  • 47: Slice of Life
    Sep 23, 2024 – 00:42:58
  • Introducing: Thanks Dad with Ego Nwodim
    Sep 19, 2024 – 00:03:12
  • 46: Memory Lane
    Sep 16, 2024 – 00:49:10
  • 45: Cruisin' USA
    Sep 9, 2024 – 00:49:33
  • 44: Six Degrees
    Sep 2, 2024 – 00:49:29
  • 43: JV Dance
    Aug 26, 2024 – 00:50:51
  • 42: Poop Fiasco
    Aug 19, 2024 – 00:47:27
  • 41: Lightning Round
    Aug 12, 2024 – 00:53:29
  • 40: Wallpaper
    Aug 5, 2024 – 00:52:38
  • 39: Would You Do That?
    Jul 29, 2024 – 00:47:57
  • 38: Old Food
    Jul 22, 2024 – 00:53:10
  • 37: The One Percent
    Jul 15, 2024 – 00:45:41
  • 36: Hollywoodn't
    Jul 8, 2024 – 00:54:30
  • 35: Weakened Weekend
    Jul 1, 2024 – 00:51:07
  • 34: Prop Quiz
    Jun 24, 2024 – 00:45:10
  • 33: Greater Britain
    Jun 17, 2024 – 00:53:16
  • 32: Amir vs. Jill in Jake Trivia (w/Jillian Vogel!)
    Jun 10, 2024 – 00:40:59
  • 31: Violence
    Jun 3, 2024 – 00:43:10
  • 30: Film Reviewers
    May 27, 2024 – 00:46:08
  • 29: The Rankers
    May 20, 2024 – 00:43:44
  • 28: Love and Basketball
    May 13, 2024 – 00:51:23
  • 27: Show and Guess
    May 6, 2024 – 00:46:21
  • 26: Tarot
    Apr 29, 2024 – 00:46:48
  • 25: Cameos
    Apr 22, 2024 – 00:47:03
  • 24: Shakespeare
    Apr 15, 2024 – 00:50:32
  • 23: Would You Want That?
    Apr 8, 2024 – 00:45:10
  • 22: Who Knows Amir Better (w/Avital Ash!)
    Apr 1, 2024 – 00:45:52
  • 21: Quick Characters
    Mar 25, 2024 – 00:48:15
  • 20: March Madness
    Mar 18, 2024 – 00:46:20
  • 19: Improv (w/Geoffrey James!)
    Mar 11, 2024 – 00:47:32
  • 18: 100 Like Tweet
    Mar 4, 2024 – 00:48:27
  • 17: Jake's Parents
    Feb 26, 2024 – 00:48:37
  • 16: Hot Hands
    Feb 19, 2024 – 00:43:29
  • 15: Jake's Solo Weekend
    Feb 12, 2024 – 00:57:52
  • 14: Mystery Guest Part 3
    Feb 5, 2024 – 00:42:42
  • 13: The History Boys
    Jan 29, 2024 – 00:54:50
  • 12: Jake and Amir Pitches
    Jan 22, 2024 – 00:51:43
  • 11: Belt of Pain
    Jan 15, 2024 – 00:51:03
  • 10: eBay Game Boy
    Jan 8, 2024 – 00:43:16
  • 09: Mystery Guest Part 2
    Jan 1, 2024 – 00:48:54
  • Bonus: Cheese and Fish (w/Billy Scafuri!) 2019
    Dec 25, 2023 – 00:31:59
  • 08: Fifty Like Xeet
    Dec 18, 2023 – 00:48:35
  • 07: Amir Bites Ben (w/Ben Schwartz!)
    Dec 11, 2023 – 00:51:18
  • 06: Fake Ads
    Dec 4, 2023 – 01:06:38
Recent Reviews
  • namenamename5
    love
    Love you both, keep making comedy. THNNXX
  • parkerewan
    J&A are better than this
    30 episodes in and none have made chuckle quite as hard or amused me as much as If I Were You. I feel like this show is mundane, doesn’t have legs, or allow room for hilarious tangents, voices and scenarios that came up as part of If I Were You. The show seems pretty boring and lacks the life and joy of past projects. Please bring back If I Were You or try another idea!
  • bluecanart
    Segmania
    It’s the Swiss army knife of shows
  • Jackie2gether
    Live laugh love
    Came here to say I Love this version of the pod, but that Ben guy is so distracting and interrupts too much. Even if that’s his bit it’s annoying.
  • syddaleeleaving
    Lowkey Ha Eun slaps
    Amir is accidentally getting better at poetry
  • xtracreamyranch
    So glad y’all are back!!
    Been listening since day one. So happy to hear you two goofs once more. …ignore the one star review to the right. Not a single constructive criticism there. Just angry that people are out there living their best lives while they’re still microwaving ramen for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
  • Clarkmie26
    20% advertisement
    This show is pretty good, I love the concept, and its better than IIWY - but already by episode 4, this show has 8-10 minutes of ads for a 40 minute show. It’s an insane way to try and get an audience for a brand new show.
  • Joe La Zanya
    Scam
    I never subscribed to this but they pathetically highjacked their old feed. Actually Bono level scum behavior
  • nlevy90
    it’s good.
    loving the new segments rebrand, even better than iiwy (which I don’t think I’d listened to for 4 years)
  • m.zolby
    O sheesh yall, twas 5 stars
    All rice
  • princejafarr
    Literally do not care
    This podcast is stupid, dumb, unfunny and honestly.. stupid. 10/10 great pod I hate it. Love you guys! Have a great day!
  • 3la1n
    Insanely Funny Banter
    Always love how naturally goofy you two are, Allison Williams is always my favorite guest you have coming in to help you commentate on these stories. I’ll miss this show, but best of luck to what your next projects are!!
  • HenryCseh
    Tackiness
    I absolutely love this “podcast”. That being said Amir needs to learn that the golden mic is for EXCELLENCE in podcasting, and not for phoning it in every week(and no one answers). Jake is carrying this tacky Turdy winner on his back!!!
  • gertblue
    Jake and Amir are the best
    This podcast is simply hilarious! I will always love everything these two dudes do together. Definitely check it out!
  • Oreos154
    If I were Jake and Amir…
    If I were Jake and Amir, I’d probably be constantly getting laid due to the fact that I have one of the funniest podcasts in existence. Holy God these guys are funny. I’m straight, but if one of them made a move one me, I might just have to oblige. Nah probably not… but still, god tier podcast.
  • Marcelinofj
    Can’t believe I just found your podcast 🙌🏽🙌🏽
    🤘🏽🤘🏽 Eliza Hurwitz brought me here ep88 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
  • shitz weak
    Crash test dummies
    Nice fan lead in 5 stars
  • TheMexicanEdgar
    Mediocre
    This show just kept getting worse every week. Amir is the main reason for this downgrade in quality and is just not funny at all. Still support Jake and the Two-Crew at NADDPOD.
  • chipotle 69.420.666
    Wordle Pod
    Listened to this a day EARLY and a dollar LONG thanks for the 1/6…ASS 5 stars
  • Spellcone
    Best podcast ever
    This show is better than good, it’s fine.
  • leef315
    Great podcast, probably great dudes
    Love this stuff
  • gabimonie
    Makes everyone laugh
    I listen to many podcasts but this is the only one that is OLD reliable. Long road trip, I’m playing “if I were you.” Always gets everyone laughing even the grouchy 😎
  • Shaun29
    Since the Beginning
    I listened to the first episode within an hour of it being posted. I’ve listened to each one, since. They have evolved and grown in a way that stays relevant and entertaining. I’ve also discovered a ton of new podcasts and shows because of the guests they have on.
  • microggg
    Nice
    It’s good. Dece, even
  • Tonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
    Cant go wrong
    with a few funny dudes
  • ebenz99
    Great
    Give Amir the golden mic
  • TheBossBrenden
    Gudda
    Almost as nice as USA RICE!!!!
  • et NBC drb
    E
    Err
  • FartBaller25
    So funny!
    genuinely just an hilarious podcast. i’ve been subscribed for around 4 years now and it NEVER gets old. just two genuinely hilarious guys hanging out.
  • daddyraybone
    Yes.
    This is my favorite podcast, factually. I bought a bootleg podcast alarm app just so I could wake up to great advice every morning. You gotta listen!!
  • NimrodAmerica
    Amazingly funny and surprisingly helpful
    Newer to the podcast but its a favorite! Inspired me to make my own podcast, thanks guys!
  • djturkey
    This Podcast Accidentally Made Me A Good Person
    Listener for 6+ years—this podcast provides a weekly balm for the angst of modern life and advances a surprisingly thoughtful—and always hysterical—approach to every day quandaries. Amir and Jake’s absurd humor is both surprising and reliable. Great guests like Ben Schwartz, Thomas Middleditch, and Rose McIver only enhance the hilarity. Give ‘em a follow!
  • emily minerva
    listening now
    don’t quit, we couldn’t take it. trump doesn’t play fair, he didn’t win popular vote 1st time around. !!
  • Iamkinsey
    Muy caliente
    This podcast is hot to trot. 10 stars.
  • Mandoog006
    Interesting
    Honestly the only ep I checked out was the most recent 458. It’s amazing that everything they said about the Reps was a copy and paste of Dem behavior. I’m not even a Rep. I’m a purposeful fence sitting moderate. I just don’t see how it’s acceptable to hate Trump so much that you can’t see reality. Trumps a blue waffle, but his opposition is infinitely worse. Oh well 🤷‍♂️ Unfortunately I have to hope you goobers will be forced to end your show. Maybe the Dems will clean up and kick out the crazy people and I can vote left next time but for this election, gotta go MAGA.
  • seizethecheese1
    Incredible
    This podcast is awesome. I love listening to it in my free time and Jake and Amir constantly make me laugh. Definitely recommend listening to it!
  • rubenpazo
    Great podcast
    This podcast is great. These guys will keep you entertained for hours and even give some good insight at times.
  • alioop992
    Just 2 bros
    It’s awkward that the guys who own Headgum, which has some of my favorite podcasts ever, have the worst podcast on the network. This is just 2 bros who need to check their toxic masculinity talking about nothing.
  • Maxil Gilder
    Oh sheesh yall, this is actually really great and I thoroughly enjoy it.
    Been a fan since ‘08, never stopped loving those two coy diva roaches
  • Person97484
    Amazing podcast
    Almost every episode leaves me crying tears of soy, it is so funny and I absolutely love this duo
  • liv5258
    Consistently a laugh out loud 45 minutes
    Jake and Amir’s podcast is one of the few that’s consistently funny week to week and endlessly re-listenable too. The easy dynamic between best friends who’ve worked together as long as they have is hard to come by! I recommend this anyone who wants to giggle at dumb humor and ridiculous bits
  • dcrusirchdnekwdc
    One of the most re-listenable podcasts I’ve found.
    Over 400 episodes and just about every one of them is full of laughs and memorable moments. But what is really special about this show is that there are specific episodes I’ve found so funny and endlessly entertaining that I’ve listened to them 3, 4, 5, 10, even 15 or 20 times over the many years that I’ve been a fan. The great guest spots really make the show too. Those are often the episodes I find myself returning to. Pat Cassels’ appearances on the episodes titled “Missing Dad” and “Haehh” are all timers. Other favorite episodes include “Underwear,” “Violence,” “Olive Oil,” and many more.
  • elindsley
    A Good Laugh
    Like many, I have followed Jake and Amir since their College Humor days. Although I miss their sketch comedy, they have managed to maintain that goofy, and zany dynamic we loved on YouTube and interject it into this Podcast. The humor has changed a bit as all things do with time, but it is still a comforting podcast to put on and have a good laugh when times are tough.
  • Hard1 Surefoot
    Slowly getting worse
    It feels like the show has gotten progressively worse since Jake moved away. Not at all the same energy and level comedy that you can hear in earlier episodes. Wish they would go back and listen to 1-300 episodes and try and get that mojo back...
  • Appalachiaaan
    Black Lives Matter
    Thank you for showing up for us!! I’m a long time fan and love y’all so much. Stay fresh.
  • Lexxie T.
    Black Lives Matter
    Thank you for always being transparent and humble when working through issues of marginalization. I’m a WoC researcher and activist and I listen to the podcast to unplug. The reason I can do that is because you make it a space where I don’t have to have my mental guard up. The jokes are never at the expense of someone with less power or status, I appreciate you and I see the work! I’ve been working through the back catalog since 2017 over the pandemic and it’s really kept me sane. Thank you!!
  • Nate22019
    Amazing super funny podcast
    These guys are hilarious and each episode is great to listen to whenever and wherever.
  • Yordanose
    Bad pod... nah bad you😗
    I would say I have followed Jake and Amir since their college humor days and I started listening to this podcast for that reason until I learned what a loser I was in college humor days. If I were you is a refreshing and absurd part of my Monday. If you don’t like this pod... you are a bad man... or womyn. That’s all.
  • Bee Metz
    If I Were POO
    If you love bad podcasts, you’ll HATE this podcast! Because it’s great! I’m serious! But I mean, at this point... you’re so far away from being a day-one listener, what’s the point in even starting? You’ll never be an OG...
  • Nickerino
    I’m ugly
    I wish I had a solution
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