Berner Phone

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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  • slootypebbles
    Love the pod!
    Hannah & Des are perfect together and riff off of each other so well. I love getting both of their perspectives.
  • CatherineMoore
    Great guest!
    Listened to the Joanne McNally ep - brilliant
  • Terri201
    Surprise!
    Always look forward to this podcast. Listening to callers issues is always interesting and your answers are great. BUT today’s special guest, the JoAnne McNally, was a treat. Happy to hear she’s in the States now. Brought me back to when you were all together. Who fills in next SteveO? Urzila Carlson?
  • Erika71690
    Too many ad breaks
    The episodes are great, Hannah and Des have such good chemistry but 50% of the episodes are ads. So annoying to have to fast forward constantly.
  • Kittykat5033
    Spooky Szn
    Hi! Pls do something for Spooky season! Best horror films? Weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?
  • rayk3
    Corporate America 🤡
    Hannah was spot on about corporate America lol. Smoke & mirrors!
  • Brockolee7889
    Des accent
    10/10 would highly recommend this pod. I missed the gripe call in episode and would like to share my current gripe.. I say this with love and support.. but why does Des sounds just like Donald Trump when he says “china” or “vagina” I die of laughter every time
  • Kaitlin Hoffman
    Anything Hannah does I love
    Love the pod. Great concept.
  • giggler/dialer4eva!
    Irony also love the pods
    O my gosh I love Hannah and Paige so much and des to I guess, really though. I find it so ironic that in all the giggly squad reviews all anyone ever says is how Hanna talks over Paige. But in the Berner phone reviews all anyone says is how des talks over Hannah. I’m 12 years old btw still find it funny though.
  • Micheelle✨
    WHEN does the prompt get posted!!!!!
    Love love the podcast but WHEN do you guys post the prompt. I also try and watch out for it and I always miss it 😭😭😭
  • Veryverylauren
    ❤️
    Love the pod. Love all the yapping and all the banter. I don’t care if you never get to the voicemails. NYC has a website at NYC.gov called Donate NYC. You tell it what you have and it will let you know who to donate it to. I recently read that foster kids move their belongings in trash bags so if anyone has luggage they want to donate, look at foster care in you area. Some will do pickups.
  • _ornelaaa
    Obsessed!!!!
    The way I am obsessed with these two and the whole concept is genius! So entertaining and hilarious … I look forward every week!! Woop woop
  • 2AliciaBV2
    Terrible
    Your podcast is awful
  • Hfeather0712
    Best couple ever
    Hannah and Des!!! I could listen to you both all day! Love the pod! Giggler as well 💕💗 you guys are killing it!
  • dxhjraqq
    Des pls
    Love the pod and that’s why I’m saying this with love but Des please speak less. Become an active listener and ask Hannah more follow up questions. Stop trying to explain everything. I’ll scream if I hear another “my buddy and I” story!
  • Kaylaaa Marie
    More voicemails!
    I loveee this podcast, but I start to feel like it’s more conversation and less actual voicemails
  • Djkfvkotedbkotdshbdjlgg
    Des… Dial it back a little
    I mean this with love and respect, and wasn’t going to say anything, but I want this show to be successful because a lot of it is super funny! But Des increasingly talks the majority of the time and sometimes even cuts Hannah off/talks over her. Most of the listeners come from Hannah’s social media or other podcasts and are fans of hers. I think Des is very talented but he needs to let Hannah have the mic a little more
  • ireneguaja
    The ending
    I love when you guys put a few voice memos in at the ends of the podcast! Please keep doing it.
  • Nikkiabenex619
    LOVE THE POD / PODS
    Hannah long time giggly listener and listen and love this pod every week but I keep seeing you on the Tom Brady roast looking snatched and amazing every time you pop on the screen I yell HANNAH 🤗🥹
  • Mrndogs3
    Hilariously entertaining!!😎🤣😎🤣😎
    Hannah & Dez are the dynamic duo! Great banter always… I love this podcast so much! I’m so proud of all you success .. you deserve all of it! So happy you’ll be in Ireland now too & glad Dez will be there too!! Love you both….🪷
  • Mashayka
    Love this podcast!
    Hannah and Des are so funny and so relatable! I love listening to them and also love the guest star voice from Chris, I need a picture of what he looks like though 👀
  • clairkateg
    Funny & wholesome
    Love listening to you two every week and your dynamic. It feels like I’m sitting in on an older sibling chat that’s serving some tea, making me laugh, and giving me some good advice!
  • SharonlovesKevin
    Love
    The funniest most enjoyable podcast. No notes, love them together.
  • karylannestewart
    One of my favorite weekly podcasts
    Love the rebrand!
  • heide jay
    I wanted to like this…
    I’ve tried really hard to like this podcast but Des and Hannah lack chemistry. Huge fan of Hannah but the fake laugh makes me cringe. She’s probably trying to compensate for his serious demeanor. It’s as if he has a sense of moral superiority.
  • MammaV15
    Obsessed with these two
    New listener but I’m so pleasantly surprised! Great advice and very insightful. Nice to hear a male perspective on the emotional side of things. They have great chemistry and are so thoughtful in their responses.
  • dravey Y
    Love the emotional side of this show
    I really love this show. Beautiful balance between real life emotions and humor. Hannah and Dez strike the perfect balance between being vulnerable themselves, sharing emotional things from listeners and being HILARIOUS in their advice. It really is a magical combo of a successful podcast. Separately I heard a couple times Dez insultes the realness or fakeness of religions and hopefully that is not a requirement for the show to continue. It is not ok to say any aspect of any religion is not real. ❤️
  • nickname2639
    love you guys
    you guys give the most relevant and helpful advice. the breakup advice on dialer dilemmas really hit close to home and was just what i needed to hear. thank you for doing what you do ❤️❤️❤️
  • Lilly I.
    10/10 couple 10/10 podcast
    i love the pod so much, hannah and des are SO funny and perfect together, i love hannah on her own, i love hannah with paige, and now im loving hannah with des, the banter is so fun, hannah is living her best life getting to interact with the dialers more!!! i love the way y'all pick messages and respond but i will say give us more!!
  • A.M.Y.S.O
    Love you two
    Love when Dez tries to talk like Hannah. You two are amazing. Love that you have your own apartments. <3
  • Brittany Corrigan
    No notes
    Literally love 10/10 Every week I have something I want to say but I cannot figure out for the life of me what the # to call is and what the prompt will be for the next week 😭 will y’all pls put it in the description of the show or som bc I want to participate bc I’m fully obsessed P.s. obviously this is a user error bc loads of people call in but pls help a sister outttt ❤️
  • Emilylavamp
    The best
    Obsessed with this pod - Hannah, you are all of us…all of us are you. I’ve never had someone understand the sock thing 10/10 stars
  • okducray
    So good!
    I’ve been listo it since ep1 and it’s one of the best shows. The banter between the des and Hanna is great! I love it
  • Engprofft
    Carpod
    Did Hannah have a retainer in her mouth? I know that Invisalign plan. 😎
  • courtneygiggler
    My new obsession
    As quoted in the New York Times “A genius podcast with unmatchable hilarity” because the banter between Des and Hannah is so real and hilarious each episode becomes more addicting. The dopamine hit I didn’t know I needed and now fiend for weekly, this is my newest obsession.
  • Disneyfreak21
    Epic
    100/10 listen every week
  • Danaree2
    Amazing balls
    You guys are so entertaining! 🫶🏻
  • Not a bot, NYC dweller
    Giggler checking in
    Came here from the giggle verse, glad to discover this pod to add to the rotation
  • produceroftheexecutives
    breaking bones
    broke my wrist in september and the struggles i had would not be wished upon my worst enemy. thinking of u zaddy
  • speakfearlessly
    Absolutely Love
    I’m obsessed with this podcast. I love the back and forth conversation between Des and Hannah and love hearing from callers. Constantly laughing out loud.
  • nikkiiiffff0
    10/10
    I came here to specifically let Des know that you guys talking in the beginning is actually the best part. Love the pod & yall 🫶🏼
  • cmb3087
    I love Hannah and Des
    Funny duo lots of hahas good for brain health
  • Phonenumberplez
    Where is the phone number!!!
    Can’t find the phone number!!!!
  • Magz Mo
    Love y’all’s love!!
    I genuinely enjoy listening to the two of y’all laugh at one another. You can hear the love! My bf has a running note on his phone of jokes he’d do in his own standup and I’m with him so much, I can’t give him the satisfaction of a laugh 😂 people think he’s so hilarious. So I love the way yall love eachother and think the other is the funniest person. Love yalls love 🥹
  • KS0914
    Funny but needs work
    Des stop interrupting Hannah! You talk too much! The editing needs some work! I’ve listened to all the episodes and some stories are cut out. I love this podcast and recommend it to everyone but it definitely needs some work.
  • breaannee
    Loved it before Dez joined
    I don’t know why she felt like she needed to add him to the mix on the show permanently? She was hilarious and entertaining without him. He just isn’t that funny and I don’t think people tuning in are there for his input.
  • Teewastaken
    My new podcast binge
    Ok I cannot stop listening ever since I hit play. Came as a bravo girlie & stayed after confirming zaddies love a tennis team millennial in Tempe (come back!) Also my boyfriend recently began a dinner date with “so your message didn’t make the Berner Phone episode this week” I did not even know he listened lolol ok bye!
  • Elle_Van
    Annoyed but still listen
    Let’s see how many times Hannah’s husband starts his response to her with the word “no” followed by a subtly condescending explanation. Sometimes he says no, then just repeats the exact same thing she said. Like are you even listening, sir?
  • kdifjrndkqls
    Laugh crying
    That is all
  • 😵‍💫 Sky
    !
    Only thing you're missing, is the phone number to call! I haven't found it ANYWHEREEEE 😅
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