Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

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Jake Anthony and Matt Marr are two Southern Queens who absolutely love reality shows about lonely hearts looking for love. They recap it all including: TLC's 90 Day Fiancé, Love is Blind on Netflix, Love After Lockup, and some other shows where the people are just hot messes looking for love. If you've been looking for your gay BFFs to dish this show, you're home Queen!Matt is a clinical psychologist, while Jake is a life coach and teacher. And they both are shady queens who are boggled at the insane ways some of these people search for love in this world. The only thing more certain than a K-1 Visa or a venereal disease is the fact that Jake and Matt will keep you laughing at these lovebirds while also judging their choices. But none of it is mean, because Jake and Matt get it. At the end of the day, aren't we all just looking for our little piece of love?Follow us Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.Find all things Mattie & Poodle at www.realitygays.com.

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  • Schelin1964
    Slaps me Happy!!
    I need these men to slap me happy, awake, & keep me centered.
  • Dutch967
    Justice for Mattie
    I love the pod but dislike that Poodle gets 20 different corners and if Mattie tells one side story Poodle starts sighing and saying how no one is interested. As a listener I actually prefer southern stories and the random stuff Mattie talks about over another broadway or BB corner. It may just be Poodles personality but it’s unfair to speak down to your co-host yet ramble on about all your interests.
  • OT Jodi
    Chantal
    Listen to this pod! Love the online presence review on the cast of The Family Chantal. That was a great idea.
  • LB333!
    Keep going queens.
    Love you both, but maybe Mattie a little more. #redheadsunite
  • blahblah12888
    Love
    My favorite podcast, love listening to everything!
  • T-dawg842014
    Love!!!
    Matty is THE BEST!!!! His stories crack me up and I love his laugh. I don’t even watch 90 Day anymore and I still listen for the banter. Southern Stories for days!!!!
  • Dafhjcd
    Forty one minutes
    Literally 41 minutes until they get to the show on one episode. They are hysterical and well versed when they stick to 90 days but I find their bum /STD/ pen-is shape/size /constant casual sex jokes /discussions to be over the top.. . During Covid they VILIFIED anyone who refused to Vax and wouldn’t allow un-vaxxed at their lives yet they’ve had the virus multiple times themselves .. They take great offense at a perceived slight of LGBQT+ but laugh hysterically at other’s disabilities like Chitis blindness “he didn’t see any of this” .
  • Loving horses
    I CAN’T ANYMORE !
    I started listening to you guys a couple years ago and you now you can’t stop talking about your sex lives every two minutes. I do enjoy the show when you talk about it and love hearing funny stories of your families.
  • sweetpeaphotoediting
    Always makes me laugh
    I love listening to Mattie and Poodle and could listen to them talk forever. There ADHD tangents are my favorite and I don’t event care about what show they are covering. I listen for the singing and southern stories!
  • pazamp4
    Keep going Queens
    Hilarious! Love Love Love 🫶🏽
  • Krmpls
    My favorite show 🫶
    Listening to this show is like catching up with friends who love the same trashy television as you. Their impressions are hysterical, the comedic timing is impeccable, and what actually keeps me hooked with this podcast is the anthropological and psychological lens that they have on these shows. I just love it so much. KGQ!
  • itsmebjohn24
    Keep going queens!!
    Reality Gays is like a guilty pleasure that's not so guilty. Mattie and Poodle are the ultimate reality TV BFFs, dishing out all the tea with a side of sass. Their podcast is a must-listen for anyone who loves a good trash TV binge, but can't handle the drama all on their own. So sit back, relax, and let these queens serve up the shade and laughs you crave.
  • ClintAllen00
    B
    Poodle loves underage boys too much
  • Naynay60617
    Get to it
    Too much talking about everything but the actual show they are recapping. Sometimes it’s 30+ minutes before they get to the actual show. By then you only get 20 or so minutes of recap. It’s what keeps me from subscribing to their other content. The actual amount of show content you get is not worth it.
  • Kathryn Telford
    My favorite
    I’ve been listening to podcasts for going on a decade now, and I think the boys of reality gays are my favorite. Keep going queens!
  • K_dizz
    Here for the laughs 💯
    The $8 sub on supercast is 100% worth it. These guys will have you cracking up. But fr fr keep an open mind and enjoy. They will make your day even better than it is. I don’t even watch half of what they talk about but I’m here for the laughs. This straight dude is a sub for life
  • idrathernotsa
    How have I only JUST found this podcast
    It all started when daughter would have me sit down and watch random episodes of these reality shows and, as I would inwardly eyeroll, I end up getting hooked! Then she would move onto something else and wouldn’t watch these stupid shows with me anymore. After having no one to talk with about these shows, listening to you guys fills that sad little void; plus I swear you two remind me so much of my club buddies from back in the early 90s. Btw y’all the Patron app is definitely the way to go to find the different collections. Anyway thank you so much!!!
  • Lerin Elizabeth
    Serotonin Fix
    I spend every morning with the boys, it’s like gossiping with your hens, in the best way. Y’all keep me going, Queens!
  • Megslyric
    OMG
    I didn’t even know I needed this podcast! I listen to other 90 Day Podcasts but I listened to the Marcus Parks guest episode and fell in love! I haven’t looked back since! This podcast scratches all my reality itches properly and I’m obsessed! Disappointed I just learned of this podcast.
  • BiggReddNMS
    Only 5 reviews???
    We gotta bump those numbers up - those are rookie numbers! Love these two best friends that talk about all the beautiful garbage that is reality tv.
  • ELM1000
    The Umms
    Boys I love you dearly but lately the amount of umms/uhs has been brutal lately to the point I stop listening to episodes. Ahem Poodz. Specifically since his recent Covid bout. I’ve been a patron for years and it’s never been this frequent. Yes I know I can just not listen, I’ve loved listening for years and don’t want stop but often it’s every other word. I’m ready for the rage at me on the pod for the criticism. “Anyway” is creeping up there in usage too.
  • SweediNJ
    Hysterical
    Wasn’t a fan at first… not gonna lie. I found you guys on another podcast favorite of mine, but you have since taken the top spot. NEVER MISS A PODCAST.. the voices, the commentary I’m always laughing.. even for shows I don’t watch.. I have to listen.. love you guys.. is it me or does the Karen voice sound like Mr. Huxtable 😂. Thanks for all of the laughs and recaps on our favorite shows.. keep em coming.
  • StL Sister
    Reorganize content
    Is it possible to split the different shows into different feeds or split out the bonus content from the free feed! It’s hard to find anything.
  • marisa500
    Get Reality Gay’d ASAP
    Come for the 90 Day recaps, stay for the re-imagined show tunes and unrelated tangents. If you’re an eggplant sow, you will love getting reality gay’d anywhere, anytime, and sometimes when you least expect it.
  • Zeldafanyo
    Kissing your mother feet
    I really enjoy listen to your podcast! Btw, about kissing your mother feet it’s not about Indonesian culture but Muslim religion in a different region of Indonesia.
  • BougieBeeMN
    Forbidden Love
    Please read these couples for the complete idiots they are. So much content! Love you guys.🥰🫶
  • Thttnkn
    ❤️
    Love love love
  • T-htx
    Urgent!
    Guys, please cover Forbidden Love. It's been a rough year. We need this.
  • Vicz23
    Keep going queens!
    Mattie and Poodle genuinely bring me so much joy! I started listening after they did a collaboration with I Think Not! And I have been hooked ever since. I’ve been catching up on all the past episodes and can honestly say every episode of the podcast is hilarious. Mattie and Poodle are both so funny while also providing insightful takes on even the trashiest of tv. Even if you haven’t seen the shows they recap, this podcast is 100% worth listening to.
  • SushiCat1973
    Love you guys ❤️
    I’m a Bravo watcher and I really miss you two recapping the couple Bravo shows you did. No matter, I missed your voices so much that I just started listening to anything you do that shows up on my feed and still very much enjoy it. Much love!
  • Tuxcat1
    Simply the best! Better than all the rest! Love my Mattie and Poods.
    Simply the best! Better than all the rest! Love my Mattie and Poods.
  • Apandaful
    Hilarious
    This podcast is hilarious and heartwarming :)
  • jmml20
    Keep Going Queens! Love you always but really loved your collab this week!
    Love Carl’s wife!
  • SmarmyPlankton
    Fun podcast
    This is an enjoyable, no holds barred review podcast of trash tv. I recommend if you are able to fast forward or ignore the robotic, thoughtless regurgitation of propaganda from the ruling class/party. If only they could use some of their education to do their own research.
  • AbbyWM
    KGQ!
    Keep going queens!
  • Farmer wit
    Keep going queens!!
    Im obsessed! So funny, so adorable, so lovable ♥️♥️♥️♥️ Poodle and Mattie are legends! Chandelier screams forever!!!
  • Travelgirl316
    Mattie and Poodle are the GOAT!
    When asked what podcasts I recommend - Reality Gays is always at the top of the list! Aside from being incredibly funny, Jake and Matt are smart, kind, insightful, and amazing humans. Few people do podcasting and connecting with their audience as well as these queens do! KGQ!!! Ps: Matt - GOAT means greatest of all time :)
  • LaurieCromie
    The best reward for the hard work of watching garbage tv
    I had literally never seen a single episode of the 90 Day fiancé franchise until a few years ago when I noticed these two sexy gentlemen with the most angelic voices, Mattie and Poodle, collabing on the regular with my Ronnie and Ben from Watch What Crappens, such as in the Golden Crappies and the annual Christmas Special recaps. When I tell you I FURIOUSLY BINGED all the 90 day franchise over the summer of 2022 JUST so I could keep up with Reality Gays… they truly are the dessert after a hard day’s work. Watching the tv show IS the homework I suffer through just so that I can relax afterwards and enjoy my “stories” with Mattie and Poodle. And not for nothing, but I hope the annual Crappens Christmas collab never ends because after being witness to it in real time every year this far, I now honestly believe it cannot be Christmas UNTIL that pops up in my feed. “We’re the ladies of the 80’s….”
  • MollzyWollzy1994
    Been listening for over two years! ❤️
    KHQ!
  • Liz_krg
    Keep going queens!
    Two of the funniest and most clever podcast hosts out there. They make treasure out of trash tv and keep me laughing. Can’t recommend this podcast enough!
  • Ally Cupcake
    Love this show!
    Always look forward to new episodes. Such a great show! 🫶
  • SkolVikings2025
    Keep Going Queens!
    Been listening to the queens for four years and they have been such a comforting staple in my life. Thank you for all the lightness you bring to the world - it’s much needed and we thank you! - Portland Sissy!
  • florenciaflores
    IM HOLLERIN😭😭😭😭 Finally a good one!
    Just got put on to this and best rn : “there are a lot of people who are not in any way attracted to the same sex.” “I don't understand that. Doesn't make sense to me.” deadddd 😭😭😭💀💀💀 please keep up this good work 🩷🩷🩷
  • Jen MaineGirl
    Keep going Queens
    Love listening to you queens. Love laughing so hard that people at work look at me and wonder what I am laughing at.
  • Littlelisa 98
    :)
    Life hasn’t been going great for me lately, but I can always count on you two to put a smile on my face. Thank you ❤️
  • turtllgurll
    Simply the best
    Better than all the rest…
  • PersianRugSlugger69
    Would.
    These reality gays can handle a stiff drink and rod. Rated 5/5 (the podcast is great too)
  • Shay Shay E
    Hard working queens!
    Thank you for doing pods even on the road! I appreciate you both and am addicted to your Humor! Keep going queens!
  • hoooo2394
    Best podcast out there
    Keep going queens! Best of the best
  • ries buds
    Crack me up
    Even while driving they take the time to review my show. I feel like I’m in the car with them… they crack me up!
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