The Horny Housewife

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This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

Recent Episodes
  • 214. Top 10 Sex Trends for 2025 with Susan Bratton
    Dec 23, 2024 – 01:24:20
  • 213. lubricating your toys, colleagues crossing the line & finger stimulating her g-spot; how to.
    Dec 16, 2024 – 01:10:24
  • 212-post partum sex, opposite sex friendships & slime fetish's
    Dec 9, 2024 – 57:09
  • 211: autopilot orgasm, why women wear lingerie, quiet infidelity & cheater stats
    Dec 2, 2024 – 01:09:24
  • 210. #1 thing couples fight about, sharing your fantasy & why women wear lingerie
    Nov 25, 2024 – 01:06:53
  • 209. A wife who wants to touch herself, how to: stop feeling needy & tips to rebuilding damaged relationships
    Nov 18, 2024 – 01:04:25
  • 208. Dry Puss Probs, Aging decreasing libido & a threesome w/her bestie
    Nov 11, 2024 – 50:50
  • 207. Che Durena- tour pu$$y, mommy issues & why you should say "thank you" in bed
    Nov 4, 2024 – 01:27:26
  • 206- no orgasm no problem & How To: increasing sexual confidence
    Oct 28, 2024 – 53:44
  • 205- sharing your porn history, foot fetish's, & tapping into your feminine energy ft. Dr. Christina Jerger
    Oct 21, 2024 – 57:24
  • 204- viagra dependent, fluctuating sex drive & the correct way to propose
    Oct 14, 2024 – 01:00:36
  • 203- how long should good sex take & when your spouse starts "letting themselves go"
    Oct 7, 2024 – 59:55
  • 202- shit talking spouses, edging not working, xxxl vaginas & porn posing problems.
    Sep 30, 2024 – 50:39
  • 201-stimulating the male g-spot, armpit hair, hemorrhoids & habitual porn use
    Sep 23, 2024 – 55:48
  • 200- praise kinks, dirty story-telling & premature ejaculation
    Sep 16, 2024 – 01:01:58
  • 199- Wives who wont swallow, when adding a third backfires & Men; 5 tips to make her BEG for you in bed!
    Sep 9, 2024 – 01:00:33
  • 198- peeing after sex, social media's message to couples & traditional masculinity
    Sep 2, 2024 – 01:02:16
  • 197- erotica vs porn, cell phones destroying your marriage & happy, naked, fun time ft. Dr. Jen Gunsaullus
    Aug 26, 2024 – 01:15:05
  • 196- assessing your porn use, increasing load size & the hottest things women do in bed,
    Aug 19, 2024 – 56:17
  • 195- my spouse is'nt my best friend, a tickilish cl!t & Men; the hottest things to do in bed.
    Aug 12, 2024 – 51:56
  • 194- Habits that are Killing Your Sex Life
    Aug 5, 2024 – 51:54
  • 193- textual cheating, ADHD and hyper-sexuality and ED in young men.
    Jul 29, 2024 – 55:12
  • 192-Intensify your orgasms, exploring the prostate & make out with your wife!
    Jul 22, 2024 – 57:35
  • 191- How to make him want me again, Too young for vanilla sex & Sensory Play; Flogging
    Jul 15, 2024 – 59:58
  • 190- BJ vs Sex, Do Women or Men Age Better & Painful Sex Probs
    Jul 8, 2024 – 54:39
  • 189- faking orgasms, a beginners guide to anal beads & 5 tips to achieve a G-Spot Orgasm
    Jul 1, 2024 – 56:56
  • 188- emotional affairs, keeping your wife horny & Q&A; the listeners ask ME =)
    Jun 24, 2024 – 01:08:54
  • 187- Cuckquean roleplay, a bi-curious husband & breeding confidence in your woman.
    Jun 17, 2024 – 45:55
  • 186- post nut clarity, a voyeur fantasy & the listeners tell all; "my type."
    Jun 10, 2024 – 58:36
  • 185- the lack of blowjobs, cum fetish's & astrology in the bedroom ft. Stefanie Iris Weiss
    Jun 3, 2024 – 01:00:54
  • 184- delayed ejaculation, a poly couple with opposing "taste", & what ACTUALLY turns women on!
    May 27, 2024 – 01:02:55
  • 183- Does Distance Make the Sex Hotter or Out of Sight Out of Mind?
    May 20, 2024 – 51:52
  • 182- Anorgasmia, Sex-less Marriages and How To; Nipple Play
    May 13, 2024 – 49:19
  • 181- A Working Woman's Low Libido & The Importance of Aftercare
    May 6, 2024 – 53:45
  • 180- Birthday Sex and Vibrator Strikes
    Apr 29, 2024 – 51:22
  • 179- Cannabis and Sex & Sexless Bedroom Dynamics
    Apr 22, 2024 – 56:11
  • 178- Beating Boredom in the Bedroom; Dirty Talk & Roleplaying
    Apr 15, 2024 – 47:56
  • 177- toys for prostate stimulation, marrying your first, sex as an over thinker, & she probably didn't cum ft. Abigail Jensen
    Apr 8, 2024 – 01:02:46
  • QUICKIE- Can you spot "daddy issues" in women?
    Apr 4, 2024 – 26:54
  • 176- semen retention, the scoop on butt plugs and BWC privilege?
    Apr 1, 2024 – 55:00
  • QUICKIE- I wished I felt his "love"- a woman in search for more compliments
    Mar 28, 2024 – 24:55
  • 175-wet dream storytime, penis size probs & sex and intimacy chat with Anita Rao
    Mar 25, 2024 – 01:07:47
  • QUICKIE- Retroactive Jealousy & fantasizing about past partners
    Mar 21, 2024 – 23:21
  • 174- Porn hurting your marriage, an unfaithful start, and a smelly husband.
    Mar 18, 2024 – 48:58
  • QUICKIE: Pookie and Jett & husbands with prude and uninterested wives.
    Mar 13, 2024 – 26:08
  • 173- "trad wives", personal hygiene, husbands who seek validation & technique tips: Reverse Cowgirl
    Mar 11, 2024 – 01:02:19
  • QUICKIE- Fringe Moms & How-to: Wax Play
    Mar 6, 2024 – 26:42
  • 172- managing mismatched libidos & how much sex are you having
    Mar 4, 2024 – 42:11
  • QUICKIE- Anal Play 101
    Feb 28, 2024 – 31:38
  • 171- falling for a married person, why your husband masturbates & toxic jealousy ft. Shanenn Bryant
    Feb 26, 2024 – 01:03:07
Recent Reviews
  • Micheal Blueth
    Lame
    She’s talks like a high school girl.
  • TimSmitten
    Depth, Breadth & Growth
    My favorite part is how surprising each episode is. Unexpected moments abound in every segment, whether stream of consciousness ranting monologues or closely tailored interviews with all-around interesting folk. Today’s episode was a huge shift into high gear 🏁
  • Jerboy73
    Jordy Crush
    She is helping so many people including me in a fun entertaining way and is the epitome of who I’m looking for in a relationship after a 20 + year marriage. How do find someone who is of like mind?
  • Cbird1372
    Amazing!!
    I am 53 years old and I’m having the best sex of my life. I can attribute this to many factors. One in particular is listening to Jordy’s podcast. It is down to earth, fun, and extremely well done. She is like the sister I never had with her no nonsense advice. Do yourself a major favor and give her a listen. You will not regret it one bit!!
  • Insane Trainer
    Fun and informative
    Jordyn is the little sister I’ve always wanted! Although I don’t agree with her 100% of the time, her takes on various relationship issues give me another perspective to think about. Always entertaining, always honest. Keep it up!
  • Alhunt22
    Rude.
    Host was butt hurt because I asked if she could add time stamps.. acting like it was the craziest concept she’s ever heard.. even though all the other podcasts I listen to have them. She said I’m not smart enough to figure out how to skip ahead to the spot I’m trying to be at, & that I’m lazy.. so according to her I’m a lazy idiot. 😂 Seems like a pretty extreme response to a very standard question. Obviously I won’t be listening anymore, but just warning everyone that this is how she treats her listeners to try to get an easy laugh from people who watch her stories.
  • anthonydavisinc
    A+ podcast
    In a big sea of sex and relationship podcast, this has become my favorite. Jordyn is awesome! Very educational, very practical advice that works and extremely funny!
  • fernf79
    Love my THH Pod!
    One of the best Adult oriented relationship podcast. I listen weekly and also listen with my wife. We either get some great new advice about various topics or confirms things we are already doing in our relationship that we thought was just us. Thanks Jordyn! Keep it up
  • honkiecat
    #1 podcast, hands down!
    I LOVEEEE listening to THH podcast! Jordyn is sooo freaking funny + entertaining but delivers such valuable insight!!! She makes you feel less judged + less weird (for lack of a better word) + normalizes even the most taboo of topics! I love all of the sex positive talk + am so grateful to have stumbled across your podcast! I’m always looking forward to the next episode!! 👌🏼🫰🏼🤌🏼
  • Dave HUBBY
    Time well spent
    Love listening to THH she is quirky and adorable while being laser direct! I especially like listening to her with my wife …. After 4 decades of wonderful togetherness this podcast is making it even hotter in my house and I would not have thought that possible!
  • jeeisjdjzOkekd8sj-ji jzmwkmm#
    Nothing but love !
    Girl you got me hooked from episode one 👹
  • DiamondAl007
    One of the most honest podcasts ever!
    I am a bit overdue in writing this review, as I fell in love with the podcast the first time I started listening - which was a year ago. I have been a faithful listener ever since. Jordyn is a fantastic speaker and if you enjoy streams of consciousness she will appeal to you (isn't that right Todd? Whose Todd anyway? Wait. It's just name, it could be Bill). She is darn entertaining and has a great sense of humor. Jordyn is so honest. She calls is like shes it and is the epitomy of "what you hear is what you get". She will give you her best opinion and will ground it in whether she is speaking from the heart, the mind or from a pace of educated knowledge. Take it or leave it, it's always your choice. She and her podcast are a bundle of fun energy, with a wide variety of topics. Here's five stars to "Jordycakes"! Keep the podcasts coming!
  • 107.7 cool
    Thanks
    Enjoy the show very much. It has been very helpful.
  • DouKrem
    Honest and hilarious
    Jordyn must be as messed up as I am. This is the most honest and hilarious show in its category. I learn things and laugh heavily every episode.
  • Jeff CaptainFPV
    Fun, but be careful or you might learn something
    She's honest and has walked on both sides of the tracks, so don't ask if you can't stand honesty.
  • seadoo5150
    Fun and informative
    Jordyn is down to earth and gives great insight into the mind of a sexy lady Always enjoy listening to her podcast
  • gbaby2308
    Yessssss
    I love this podcast it gives you a little insight on everything from sex to learning your partner, everything . Keep it going, I’m listening!!!
  • Martin Dreadnought
    Fun and knowledgeable
    Mixing fun with great insight in to marital relationships, Jordyn is always a good listen. Not formally educated in sex counseling she nevertheless through research, experience and an intuitive knowledge of how men and woman think, she provides good info. Never miss an episode.
  • Tom C - Chicago
    A lot of fun and hot
    I’m 6 episodes in and loving it. Just started from the beginning and this is great advice, fun to listen to and just hot. I think I’m going to listen to all 187 episodes 😭
  • BodybuildingNerdsRadio
    Great show :)
    Jordan is great :) …she makes me nervous, and she makes my brown face blush, and I can’t help but feel like a complete sexual loser when I listen to her, BUT, really great show! :)
  • Kreal1
    Ep 181
    Great episode, always has great insight on LTR. Nice to learn something new.
  • Mantequila12
    True and Authentic
    1st, you always have good interesting, creative content. 2. You are always your true, authentic self. No acting here, just giving your truthful opinion from either, experience, or research. Keep doing you. Thank you,
  • vgcghb5f
    Great Show!
    Very informative and great content. She is also funny as well.
  • zztapper
    Homestarrunner
    Trogdor burninate!!!!
  • PdidsCA
    Entertaining and Informative
    I never write reviews and honestly don’t like writing in any way. But and not butt, my wife and I love the podcast, you are my fav host and I hope you continue to create content and share not only your research and personal experiences with us but continue to be an amazingly authentic voice in this space! Wish you all the success and glad we found you!
  • Grizzle4578
    So fun!!!
    Love Jordy! She’s so funny, cute, and relatable! So much good info!! Has changed my sex life for the better!! Highly recommend for men and women!
  • Archibald9
    A let down
    Was looking forward to this podcast — I have no sexual hang-ups, swearing doesn’t bother me, I’m down for talking about all this stuff. But I listened for about 26 minutes on my way to work and just couldn’t get past the droning (was she high?) and the way she sometimes speaks with lilting accentuations — I don’t know if it’s a “Valley Girl” schtick or what. But the 26 minutes I listened (my commute is 45 minutes, btw), it was alllllll about complaining about her cold, her son’s desire to play football AND baseball, and her passive-aggressive hatred for her last 1-star reviewer. Oh, and shameless plugs for her sponsors: boner pills and lubricant. Only right before switched it off did she start getting into some actually sex talk, but by then her vapid insights had left me wondering why I’d wasted my time to begin with. *sigh*
  • ben06292018
    Great for growing your relationship
    Spicy content with great context. Lots or great recommendations to other resources too. Really has been a game changer in how I have been approaching my significant other.
  • Chase McFace
    Educational and entertaining
    Don’t judge it by the title! This is a great show with lots of great info, listener questions and amazing guests. The host is funny, too. It’s like hanging out with a friend.
  • Ghhghhhhhhhhhgggggh
    Ow yeah to hard to talk
    Your show makes my 19in destroyer hard as can be
  • gauc1
    Love it!
    You absolutely have to love the open and creative approach to address the elephant (s) in the room! Thanks for the insight and education and the way you lay out the message! You keep up the good work so I can keep (it) up the good work!
  • MellyG91
    Can we be real life besties plz?!
    I’ve been straight up BINGING your show for 3 days now. I love it. I’m engaged, been together 3 years, most things are great for us but we have some things we struggle with in the sexual areas of our relationship. This has been helpful in many ways to open my eyes, or his, to give me a different perspective on things, or just to hear someone’s else’s personal opinion! Thanks for making this possible, and hope you keep it up for a long time!
  • RedHottie35
    My Favorite Podcast
    I look forward to Mondays new episodes. I love Jordyn’s perspective. I found her podcast when my marriage was not going well. Hearing her say some of the things I had heard my husband say in the past really opened my eyes. Some of the topics she has covered have exponentially improved our sex life. Jordyn, keep up the good work!! I absolutely love your show and tell my friends about it! My husband encourages me to share your show with his friends wives. He brags how much “less predictable” I am. Thank you for talking about what you do.
  • Jlbrass89!
    Amazing
    Always good advice and a laugh to go with it! Love this podcast
  • EparkPat
    Very entertaining
    The conversations and topics are so relatable and real!
  • Jupitersthong
    From a single 22 year old w/ no children
    This is a really gooood podcast , I love that Jordyn started doing Wednesday quickies ! Shorter versions for a quick commute or if you have 30 mins or less to spare. Her voice is so soothing , the topics/ listeners questions are something you won’t find anywhere else ! If you are not listening , you better start listening.
  • Aaron95747
    171 great insight and recommendations
    Provided lots of good advice I could have used years ago with my ex wife. Impressed with the content and thoughtful discussions. Quickies are a great addition. Love the Podcast
  • MichaelMurphy313
    Honest, Educational, Funny Sex Talk
    Jordyn a/k/a The Horny Housewife talks about the most intimate subjects in a way that takes away the embarrassment and shame that usually accompanies these topics. She is smart, open, honest, funny, non-judgmental and has no biases other than a sincere desire to help committed couples improve their sex lives. Her advice is a unique combination of no-nonsense and common sense, and she treats all of her listeners’ and their questions with dignity and respect while calling them out (gently) on their B.S. when necessary. She is an excellent interviewer and actually listens to her guests which make her interviews a pleasure to listen to. My spouse and I listen together each week and always learn something new. I highly recommend!
  • 33race33
    Thankful
    Jordyn helps me look forward to my Monday morning commute. She creates a fun & insightful look into being intentional in my marriage. My wife & I have mind blowing sex 2-3 times a week and I want to keep it that way. Jordyn is never short on ideas to help us make things interesting. Thank you Jordyn!
  • I’m just here for the tea
    Authentic
    Jordyn makes talking about sex okay, not just in the bedroom. Some of us grew up in a home that it was not okay to have sexual curiosity. Jordyn is seriously the little sister I never knew I needed.Jordyn’s got a huge heart and always comes to the table with an open mind. She’s adorable, beautiful and a girl boss💪🏼 Support her podcast and subscribe! She will not disappoint.
  • remfish
    Brightens up my Monday 👏🏻
    I’ve listened for at least a year now and look forward to your new episode every Monday. Love the “toxic” big sister advice 😂 as well as the real, less toxic ideas too! Listener questions are my favorite but when Jordyn does have guests, they know their stuff!
  • Kayla Szalma
    LOVE!
    Absolutely Love this post cast! Love the listener questions, different topics each week! I look forward to Mondays to listen to the show, and now Wednesdays!
  • mamacassreads
    You need this podcast in your life
    I’m hopping over from Spotify, just to leave a review because this podcast is ✨ chef’s kiss ✨ perfection. Jordyn is hilarious in her delivery of real-freaking-talk truth about sex and marriage. I listen on long runs and am certain I look deranged laughing my head off with sweat dripping down my face, while nodding my head in agreement with pretty much everything she says. I’ve listened to lots of sex/marriage/intimacy podcasts and this is the best, hands-down. I proudly rock my new THH merch and tell anyone who’s married to listen to Jordyn for a giggle and SO MANY practical ways to level up your marriage and sex life. I’ve been married for 16 years with five kids. We’ve always valued our intimacy and both have high drives, but our sex life has never been better. This podcast is one reason why. Thank you, Jordyn! A forever fan + listener!
  • T.Scott54
    Truth
    This pod is awesome
  • makingmovesjb
    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE
    LOVE this podcast. Each episode delves into fascinating topics, and I could (in fact I do) listen to Jordyn non-stop. Not only does she offer valuable advice for individuals and couples of all genders, but her personality is 🔥. There are times where I’m listening with my earbuds and break out in laughter, leaving my family to wonder what I’m listening to. Jordyn has introduced me to numerous subjects I didn’t realize I was overlooking, and I feel like she could easily be my bestie. This podcast has been LIFE CHANGING for myself, and has enriched my sex life and my marriage significantly. THANK YOU JORDYN! 🔥 🔥
  • Anonymous Review Author
    A Tried To Like It
    I was really hoping I would like this show. I enjoy learning about sexual topics and expanding my knowledge. Not just for personal use and gaining experience, but also for genuine curiosity on what other people like/do/think. But, the host can come off pretty heavily with the “she gives you p*ssy, so you need to bow to her in return” biased bullsh*t. That is a very toxic way to view the intimate and sexual relationship between two people who mutually love each other. If it’s a true partnership with a real connection, then there should never be an imbalance of a trade off. As in, if the man gets pleasure from the woman, then he must do something outside of s*x for her in return. That’s called a barter, or a trade, or a transaction. ‘I will let you have this if you do that for me.’ The host should not be an advocate for this mentality if she wants to promote truly health intimacy.
  • Nickname0512
    REAL TALK Podcast
    I can’t get enough of these episodes. The education I’ve gotten on top of many laughs (this chick is just NAT UR A LLY funny!) is out of this world. No shame and just tells it like it is! LOVE!!! PS: I’ve never left a podcast review. Ever. I love her that much.
  • Michellebotkin
    Obsessed!
    I’m obsessed with this podcast! Great content in every episode I’ve listened to so far. And I’m plowin through them since i found this show! Plz keep em cummin. (I had do)
  • ShayShayyyy08
    I wanna be her friend IRL
    Jordyn!!! I feel like we would be real life BFFs!! I only just started listening last week and I’ve gone through SO MANY EPISODES (I drive a lot😅) You give the best advice and I relate so much to so many of these episodes!
  • H.storm
    Erotica
    I never knew I would have been into erotica. Now I know. Looking up audible books right now!
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