The Useless Hotline

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



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Recent Episodes
  • Max & George Talk JoJo Siwa Drama on CBB and Beavers Becoming Extinct
    Apr 20, 2025 – 53:51
  • Katherine Ryan Talks Russell Brand & Her Reality Show With Violet Ryan
    Apr 13, 2025 – 1:46:52
  • Milli Jo Opens Up About What Happened On Inside Season 2...
    Apr 6, 2025 – 1:38:22
  • Jason The Ween Explains What REALLY Happened At The Inside Reunion
    Mar 30, 2025 – 1:24:24
  • PK Humble Reveals The Truth About Sidemen Inside...
    Mar 23, 2025 – 1:22:28
  • George Talks Going On INSIDE Season 2 & Secrets Behind Sidemen Charity Match
    Mar 16, 2025 – 1:22:29
  • The Boys Rate Max's WORST Red Carpet Outfits & Make Sidemen Charity Match Predictions
    Mar 9, 2025 – 1:19:07
  • George Accidentally leaks girlfriend, Kieth Lee Drama and charity match reveal
    Mar 2, 2025 – 1:23:43
  • Max Balegde Reveals BTS SECRETS Of I'm A Celeb!
    Feb 23, 2025 – 1:16:54
  • George And ItalianBach Talk Max's Last week In The Jungle & The Super Bowl Controversy!
    Feb 16, 2025 – 1:12:22
  • Faith Reveals Her Wedding Secrets & Talks About Her Surprise Hen!!
    Feb 9, 2025 – 1:25:15
  • Max Fails His First Trial?! Theo Baker & George Clarke React Live!
    Feb 3, 2025 – 1:18:04
  • Maddie & George watch Max Balegde's FIRST Challenge In I'm A Celeb!
    Jan 26, 2025 – 1:28:10
  • W're back! but from the Jungle?! Max talks going on I'm A Celeb Australia!
    Jan 19, 2025 – 1:00:21
  • George Has A Big Announcement In The Last Episode Of Season 2!!
    Dec 29, 2024 – 1:21:15
  • THE BEST OF THE USELESS HOTLINE 2024!!
    Dec 15, 2024 – 46:05
  • George, Arthur TV & Italian Bach discuss the next influencer Sport and more…
    Dec 8, 2024 – 1:25:30
  • Max Drives George To The Office and They Expose Max's Search History!!
    Dec 1, 2024 – 1:05:34
  • Max & George Take A Lie Detector Test! George Spills Dating Rumours...
    Nov 24, 2024 – 50:09
  • Are Max & George Firing Producer Calum??
    Nov 17, 2024 – 1:11:13
  • Boys Discuss The Weirdest Mandella Affects and Discover the Greatest Athletes Of All Time
    Nov 10, 2024 – 42:14
  • Max & George PAINT EACH OTHER
    Nov 3, 2024 – 1:24:09
  • The Boys Argue For 57 Minutes
    Oct 27, 2024 – 57:50
  • The HALLOWEEN Episode - Conspiracy Theories, Doctor Who Role Play and more…
    Oct 20, 2024 – 1:05:06
  • Max & George Argue Moo Deng vs Pesto the Penguin and Chappell Roan Refusing Pictures With Fans
    Oct 13, 2024 – 1:01:23
  • ItalianBach reveals secrets of working with ArthurTV, Problems with fans and Future plans
    Oct 6, 2024 – 1:33:43
  • Millie & Liam Discuss Relationship Difficulties, Love Island Secrets and Liam Quitting Social Media!
    Sep 29, 2024 – 1:17:51
  • This episode shouldn't be released...
    Sep 22, 2024 – 1:41:35
  • Bambino Becky Reveals Problem with Sidemen Videos, See It Off Return and Meeting Taylor Swift
    Sep 15, 2024 – 1:20:15
  • Max & George Discuss Early Social Media to Headlining Festivals, Max's Family Loss and more
    Sep 8, 2024 – 1:13:14
  • Chloe Burrows Addresses Dating Rumours, Problem With INSIDE and Secrets of Reality TV
    Aug 27, 2024 – 1:27:06
  • Those Katie Price Pictures and Confronting Fans At Festivals!
    Aug 18, 2024 – 53:39
  • What was wrong with the Olympics!? Ranking Nostalgic Games & Georges Secret Meal Deal
    Aug 11, 2024 – 55:31
  • Ayame discusses relationship with Yuval, future dating and going viral!
    Aug 4, 2024 – 1:09:42
  • Throwing £***,*** influencer party, YouTuber 3 peaks challenge and winning an award?
    Jul 28, 2024 – 44:31
  • Donald Trump Conspiracy… Those Sketch Videos & Elphaba's Back!
    Jul 21, 2024 – 1:06:09
  • Why We Might Stop the Podcast, Terrifying AI and What NOT to do in the Shower
    Jul 14, 2024 – 1:31:31
  • Gkbarry on Turning down the Sidemen, Secrets of Brand Trips and THAT TikTok Group
    Jul 7, 2024 – 1:48:16
  • Did George Complete His challenge..? And Max is Unhinged in LA!
    Jun 30, 2024 – 50:10
  • Max and Andrew FIGHT, Discuss Taylor Swift and Fall Back In Love
    Jun 23, 2024 – 1:24:52
  • Turning down going on Sidemen Inside, THAT Wayne Lineker Video and Season 2 begins!
    Jun 16, 2024 – 1:43:38
  • The truth about our tour... Is this the end of The Useless Hotline??
    May 19, 2024 – 1:15:13
  • Max & George start tour!! and max reveals his disgusting habit on the road…
    May 12, 2024 – 1:07:33
  • Logan pauls gender reveal and Georges tragic love life
    May 5, 2024 – 1:14:20
  • What Jeremy Clarkson Is Really Like, Why Glee Should Be Banned And Another RIFF OFF
    Apr 28, 2024 – 1:19:08
  • George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More!
    Apr 21, 2024 – 1:42:52
  • Max and George Discuss JoJo Siwa Controversy, Failing Fitness Challenge and more
    Apr 14, 2024 – 1:24:40
  • CBB star Bradley Riches talks living with Sharon & Louis, Heartstopper season 3, and what’s next for him!
    Apr 7, 2024 – 1:35:18
  • Rupaul’s Drag Race WINNER Tia Kofi talks UK vs The World cast, and fans reactions
    Mar 31, 2024 – 1:52:26
  • ArthurTV and Arthur Hill Reveal Dating Preferences, Expose Embarrassing Secrets and the Truth Behind Platform Roullette
    Mar 24, 2024 – 1:40:47
Recent Reviews
  • Katelynz729
    love!
    best duo and always makes me laugh
  • NataleeAnnMarie
    JORTS JORTS JORTS!
    Get that thigh out bb
  • lovepink_924
    Hilarious & Enjoyable
    Love this podcast, a new favorite of mine. Both Max and George have a great sense of humor and there is a nice balance of answering people’s queries and them just them talking about random things/past experiences etc. Keep up the great work guys. So glad y’all started a pod! 😊
  • CartyJenks
    When the title matches the content
    I was hopeful this would be a fun podcast to add to the pop culture zeitgeist. Unfortunately this podcast is in fact useless. There is no depth to either host, they aren’t particularly funny. The one who speaks through his nose, Max I believe just seems kind of mean. Everyone has podcast nowadays, unfortunately like this one many are trash.
  • RachelGreen08
    Useless indeed
    Maybe it’s a generation gap, but pretty sure I lost brain cells just listening. If this is what the younger generation listens to, the future is looking scary!
  • Citizen12345567890
    My new favorite podcast!
    I just love it so much!
  • DrMax90
    Hilarious!
    This podcast is parts filthy, hilarious, and charming all at the same time and I absolutely love every minute of it!
  • andrathehunter
    Just love me some max and George
    Haven’t listened to any of it yet, but I have some high expectations
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